Kitchen looking a little washed up? Hit the refresh button fast with a kitchen towel that speaks its mind with style and attitude. Here’s how to give everyone on KP duty something to talk until the last dish is dried.
Cross a classic Annie Lennox tune with cheese and this is what you get. The “Sweet Dreams Are Made of Cheese” kitchen towel is handmade in Asheville, North Carolina. $12.
Cat owners tell me the “If Cats Could Talk” tea towel sums up the feline disposition perfectly. $8.99.
The “Don’t Go Bacon My Heart” bar towel puts a tasty spin on a famous Elton John song. $9.
For cooks who accept no bull, the “Deju Moo” kitchen towel says it all. $10.
“Alexa, Do the Dishes.” If only. $15.
If women do more than their fair share of kitchen duty in your house, the “Suffragette Votes for Women” kitchen towel is a cheeky call for equality. Made in England. $15.
More eco-friendly than disposable paper towels, cotton kitchen towels like these are also economical—they’ll last for years with little care required. They also deliver a dose of stylishly dry humor that’ll make even doing dish duty seem like fun.